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		<title>2012, what a great movie!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 01:18:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SPOILER WARNING! Do not read this unless you are not going to watch the movie, have watched it or do not intend watching it ever. This is the best movie I have watched the last couple of hours! I cannot describe how good it was compared to the other, maybe because this was the only [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><span style="color: #993300;">SPOILER WARNING!</span><br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;">Do not read this unless you are not going to watch the movie, have watched it or do not intend watching it ever. </span></strong></p>
<p>This is the best movie I have watched the last couple of hours! I cannot describe how good it was compared to the other, maybe because this was the only movie I watched! I am happy that I didn&#8217;t get to watch it in the cinema, last weekend because of all seat were taken.<span id="more-325"></span><br />
The movie follows a father, which also happens to be a unsuccessful writer, who goes to Yellowstone National Park or whatever it is called with his kids to camp. He wants to show them something, but gets caught by the military and later released. Then all of the sudden, apocalypse! You may think:  &#8221;what caused this?&#8221;. I&#8217;ll tell you, according to the movie, the sun farted, and the fart is obviously very radioactive and starts microwaving the earths core, but for some reason the rays do not harm people only water and the earths core, at some point the crust of the earth busts open, earthquakes happen, tsunamis begin to emerge and all of the earth gets flooded.<br />
All that sounds reasonable to me, except the fact that the radiation that is heating the earths core, doesn&#8217;t effect humans. So the movie is missing people getting micro waved to death, how cool would that be?<br />
<span style="background-color: #ffffff;">Another thing that annoyed me was that the lead characters avoided dying like 10 times! First in a car where huge gaps formed in the earth, then next in a plane some 9 times where they almost crashed into collapsing buildings and stuff like that. Then under water where that family guy we follow can hold his breath for 5-6 minutes, AMAZING! He must be a diver or something!<br />
Another thing is on the boat in those sealed chambers, the Russian chick dies, because the middle chamber somehow gets flooded, even though those doors are supposed to stop the flood, somehow water is leaking in fast, but it doesn&#8217;t do that in the other chambers!<br />
I have more stuff to bash this movie about but seriously, another apocalypse movie? I think we had enough to cover most of the stories. Seriously you cannot make a good movie about this subject anymore! This movie sucks! It blows, some scenes are OK, but most of it is crap. Special effects are mediocre. Music? There was practically none, just a shit load of scenes with a lot of explosions and sound effects of stuff exploding or crashing. </span></p>
<p><span style="background-color: #ffffff;">So in short the movie is about sun farts, boils earth, a shit load of people survives on some Chinese boats end of story. I didn&#8217;t like it people were too lucky some stuff was just ridiculous. NOT RECOMMENDED!</span></p>
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		<title>Review: Transformers 2 &#8211; The Rise of the Fallen</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 23:20:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ostebaronen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just watched this movie along with a couple of friends, and we discovered it is really good for a drinking game. Every time someone says: Energon, Megatron, Prime, Decepticon or we see an ass shot of Megan Fox&#8217;s ass, you should drink. This worked quite well! But the movie itself is a pretty good [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just watched this movie along with a couple of friends, and we discovered it is really good for a drinking game. Every time someone says: Energon, Megatron, Prime, Decepticon or we see an ass shot of Megan Fox&#8217;s ass, you should drink. This worked quite well!</p>
<p>But the movie itself is a pretty good action movie with a lot of senseless beating, explosions and ass shots of Megan Fox&#8217;s ass. It also contain a lot of bad jokes which can be quite funny when you have been drinking a couple of beers.</p>
<p>I really like how Megan Fox&#8217;s white pants stay white throughout the whole movie even though she runs through the desert, stuff explodes near her and loads of other things happen to her that really should soil her pants. Only at the end you see her pants being a bit dirty; which leads me to the question: &#8220;How do I get some?&#8221;.</p>
<p>No but seriously it is pretty good if you want action, if you don&#8217;t like action movies and are looking for a good history, don&#8217;t watch this. You will get disappointed, like really, really disappointed. Because there is practically none and most of it is bad jokes and awesome explosions and fight scenes! You will also find out that the US military really sucks in this move and cannot even protect a small shard from the All-spark cube they destroyed in the first movie&#8230;</p>
<p>But to get to conclusion, watch it if you like action movies with almost no story, lots of hot ladies, nice cars and explosions!</p>
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